Barefeet in High Heels

Driving home from church I called my mom who had been trying to get a hold of us while we were there...

"What's up?"

"Oh, we don't need you now.  Where were you?"

"In church...you know...that thing we do on Sunday mornings..."

"We skipped church today. We're out golfing."

***Heard in the background from my dad***

"Yea, it's better to be out golfing thinking about God than in church thinking about golfing."