Barefeet in High Heels

We were on our way home from church and called my parents...

...who were NOT at church, and were instead golfing...

...please note, this is extremely rare for my family...

Mom asked us where we had been, I said, in church, where we usually are on Sunday mornings.

I heard in the background dad say, 

"It's better to be on the golf course thinking about God than in church thinking about golfing."

Wow...true, but WOW...

My dad is psychic...

...or at least he knows me well...

The other night Mini #1 was getting on my nerves.  Body slamming his brother, kicking his brother, pushing his brother over, antagonizing his brother, making annoying sounds, running around like a madman, ignoring everything I said, and oh, did I mention body slamming his brother?

I was done; D-O-N-E...done.

My dad proceeded to tell Mini #1, "I'm pretty sure your mom is about 10 seconds away from making you go to bed.  I think if you want to stay up, you better play the 'Don't Touch Your Brother' game for the next two hours."